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My gooch ripped when i had my baby and they had to sew it back together.
by byee December 15, 2011
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gooch

also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.
"Did you see Mariya today?"
"You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."
by Super8 December 24, 2008
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Gooch

The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"
"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."
by MrRoadie May 30, 2009
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gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.
"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."
by RedMarker February 24, 2009
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Gooch

The place between the vagin and the asshole.
OH EM GEE THERE IS SHIT ON MY GOOCH!
by Andrew3456476567567 June 28, 2008
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gochin motion

a hott gurl named gochin!
you she's da gochin motion
by xox gochin xox March 17, 2003
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gooch

an aboriginal way of saying your ass. such as when one of your friends shave their gooch
shaving your gooch
by inu June 5, 2015
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