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Pronunciation:
GAIR-ee-spluh-NAY-shun
Part of speech:
Noun (also: verb — to Garysplain)
Definition
An unnecessarily long, emotionally charged explanation given to justify behaviour that was already obvious or required only a simple response.
Typically includes defensive over-detail, circular reasoning, misplaced blame, and zero new information — while positioning the speaker as misunderstood.
Similar to mansplaining, but driven by emotional self-justification rather than condescension.
GAIR-ee-spluh-NAY-shun
Part of speech:
Noun (also: verb — to Garysplain)
Definition
An unnecessarily long, emotionally charged explanation given to justify behaviour that was already obvious or required only a simple response.
Typically includes defensive over-detail, circular reasoning, misplaced blame, and zero new information — while positioning the speaker as misunderstood.
Similar to mansplaining, but driven by emotional self-justification rather than condescension.
Example 1
I only asked why he cancelled.
I got a Garysplanation for fifteen minutes.
And I still don't know why.
Example 2
Stop Garysplaining and just say sorry. You've been talking for 20 minutes. We've covered all that.
I only asked why he cancelled.
I got a Garysplanation for fifteen minutes.
And I still don't know why.
Example 2
Stop Garysplaining and just say sorry. You've been talking for 20 minutes. We've covered all that.
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Get the Da’garyius mug.A mini Karen, stick up, thinks that they’re amazing in everything, cry baby, fall for Every guy there age, everything she does is annoying, doesn’t listen and has HUGE anger issues. Usually used for girls.
My friend was being a G Ary for a whole month after she was named prom Queen for the year but realized not to after her boyfriend of 3 years dumped her
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