zero sum game 

In game theory (and economic theory) a zero-sum game is a situation where one persons (or entities) gain has a corresponding loss from another person (or entity).

Initech employee 1: "Hey, everyone took big pieces of the cake now Milton doesn't have one."

Initech employee 2: "Cake is a zero sum game, man."

zero sum game by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky February 15, 2014

The Long Game 

The gratuitously long yet rewarding journey of courting a woman into becoming your girlfriend.

Coleman played the Long Game in order to win the heart of Katherine and make her, his girlfriend.

The Long Game by Dr. Hambone April 27, 2015

best teeth in the game 

Anthony Fantano, "The Internet's Busiest Music Nerd".

Melon has the best teeth in the game.

best teeth in the game by Sebastion Wheeler January 16, 2018

Blender game 

Two or more guys put there penis in a blender, the first one to pull out or get cut loses

"Damn i have a big dick i always lose the blender game"

Blender game by Redmovement March 19, 2015

Strong eyebrow game 

When someone's eyebrows are perfect in every way and can not be improved.

"Have you seen Alex Gaskarths eyebrows?"
"Yeah man! He has strong eyebrow game! Have you seen Matt Smiths?"
"Dude, Matt Smiths eyebrow game is weak"

Strong eyebrow game by Sitzplinker June 15, 2014

Wicked game 

The 'wicked game' is to make a person want/desire someone so badly, yet they can't have that person

What a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way,

what a wicked thing to do to let me dream of you.

Wicked game by thespacecowboooy October 15, 2011

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't blame the person for finding out a way to beat the system , blame the system for being beatable

Person 1: WAIT, WHAT!? HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Person 2:Well it doesn't say you can't do that.
Person 1:But it's not fair
Person 2: Don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't hate the player, hate the game by 6Nice. October 3, 2020