Fustache

A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.

She has a fustache on her fanny she shaped herself.

by clmaj December 7, 2012

fuscography

the art of making shadowy figures. The figures so made are called fuscograms.

The alf has a smattering of fuscography.

by uttam maharjan February 20, 2012

Fusserbol

Fusserbol also know as football or in america soccer. The worlds greatest sport. Taking more skill and determination than any other sport in the world Fusserbol is rivaled by no other sport. Also only the sexiest of men can handle Fusserbol.

girl: Hey do you play any sports?
Guy: Yea I play Fusserbol.
girl: Damn your sexy.

by von m March 20, 2012

Fushichou

Professional Dickeater.

Dude 1: Man, that bitch is a ho!
Dude 2: Nah man, she's a Fushichou.

by Doctuh Raep June 12, 2012

fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.

"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"

by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012

fusion suit

Dress up and party down. Where style meets comfort. From the waste up, dressing in fine oxfords, polos and cardigans. Below the waste, sweats and flip flops. Underwear not required.

Steve dresses so weird.

Nah man, he rocks the fusion suit.

by Adirondapper October 13, 2013

fuse boy

Someone who fails at being funny; usually noones likes that person. A fuck boy

Gerard: i fucked your mom

*no reaction from anyone*
Tyrese: sick joke fuse boy

by MOITRA October 7, 2014