the O'Reilly factor

the number describing the population of sex offenders in a community

I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...

by maelstr0m_X1 April 19, 2017

Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.

Dude. I was hitting that hoe last night and Willy wonka's chocolate factory visited her walls...

by JAX420 July 25, 2017

Rolf's factor

A factor used in order to obtain the correct result for any equation.

-How do i solve, 11=9?
-Use Rolf's factor, R(11=9) now its correct.

by Wagio November 29, 2017

baby creation factory

A uterus.

Guy: We can utilize your baby creation factory.

Girl: Ha ha...

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

The Brown Factory

The Brown Factory gets a brownie point for deliciousness! OUR MOTTO IS: " To make treats affordable to all" - because we believe that everyone deserves to experience the indescribable moment of biting into our freshly baked cakes, wide variety of flavours in our cookies or the luscious, rich chocolate coated nuts, the extraordinary feelings of joy, the slow-satisfying and delectable experience.

The Brown Factory - Brownie Point for Deliciousness!

by TBF2020 January 3, 2022

Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.

George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.

by x427 May 26, 2022

Play-doh factorying

Shoveling food in your mouth while you are creating a healthy, rope like shit.

"Man, you wouldn't believe it, but yesterday I ate breakfast & lunch and before I got home, I had to rush to Costco to get stuff for the fam, but ate hotdog and a piece of pepperoni pizza... Only THEN I got home to dinner when I least expected it! So needless to say the only way that was gonna happen is if I ran into the toilet and did some Play-doh factorying, or I wouldn't have got that out. Now I'm not as hungry."

by D34T#3V4N October 5, 2023