Grandmaster Flush

A woman is blowing a man while he takes a dump. After she hears the plop she shoves her head in between his legs, lifts him and lets him fall towards the wall behind her. She then puts her head in the toilet and grabs the poop her boy out using her teeth. After swallowing it all, she flushes the toilet with her left hand, stands up and kicks the man in the balls behind her before leaving.

The woman gave her boy a grandmaster flush to show how much she cares about him.

by GrebillGetsHisFill February 16, 2026

Nutella flush

When a girl takes a poo and gives a blow job at the same time!

My boyfriend finished while I was wiping during the Nutella flush

by Nutella flush November 21, 2024

Courtesy flush

Having sex with a woman and finishing inside her then peeing in them to flush out the cum

Cory told me that last night he totally courtesy flushed Miranda over a stolen bar glass and drank it.

by Evil eye ankle braclet January 3, 2025

Mongolian Flush

taking a laxative and using a basketball to create a large cavity in the rear hole. then proceeding to use a jet wash to flush them out.

‘whys the floor so wet?’
“Paul got a mongolian flush.”

by cocklovingplumber72 January 26, 2025

Gay Flush

When 2 gay men participate in a scat fetish ritual, where one of the men dresses up like a toilet and get his face shit on, and then eats it

"Yeah i gay flushed him last night" Geoffrey said "He just ate it right outta my ass"

by DickusButtus42069 March 19, 2025

Curtsy Flush

The equivalent of a “courtesy flush,” but one performed by subjects of the United Kingdom.

Upon rising from the toilet, the old man turned around and steadied his wobbly knees before performing a proper curtsy flush. He then clutched his cane, washed his hands, and returned to a warm cup of English Breakfast.

by MrChocolateShakes_ June 4, 2025

Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.

That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!

by No Mercy June 16, 2025