by Trix master March 16, 2017
Get the throwing the cards on the floor mug.Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jam mug.A box of buffalo-sauce slathered fried chicken gizzards, set on the floor of an auto body repair shop, and shared by the bros hangin' out, drinking beer, at the end of the day.
"Hey bro, help yourself to the fresh floor gizzards over by that bumper. Get me a beer too, will you?"
by Earl! February 12, 2021
Get the Floor Gizzards mug.Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019
Get the floor flapper mug.There's 3 definitions of a killing floor :
1) When you stab the floor or shoot it with a gun, you're killing it, hence the "Killing Floor"
2) You're walking, you're happy and all, then the floor kills you, maybe because of some traps hidden in the floor, hance the "Killing Floor"
3) A video game about zombies, there's a lot of blood on the floor and slaughtering corpses, so it's a "killing floor".
Now you know.
1) When you stab the floor or shoot it with a gun, you're killing it, hence the "Killing Floor"
2) You're walking, you're happy and all, then the floor kills you, maybe because of some traps hidden in the floor, hance the "Killing Floor"
3) A video game about zombies, there's a lot of blood on the floor and slaughtering corpses, so it's a "killing floor".
Now you know.
1)I was walking like every day and I tripped, so I made a killing floor.
2)Jigsaw wants to play with me, ha made a killing floor.
3)Rick Grimes is slaughtering a hundred of zombies, that's a real killing floor.
2)Jigsaw wants to play with me, ha made a killing floor.
3)Rick Grimes is slaughtering a hundred of zombies, that's a real killing floor.
by JackThough February 25, 2017
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