Evan

Evan: commonly British and stupid (common Brit name)

I think Evan is a Brit !!

by Étienne September 16, 2021

Evan

Who's names there kid Evan wtf

Have you picked the name yet , yes his name is Evan ,
You've got to be shitting me

by Master wuu November 25, 2021

Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evan

I'm an Evan, that's all

HI EVAN

by ra ra ra February 23, 2022

Evan

If your name is Evan you are just an idiot

You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot

by trollllleeeeeerrrrr November 21, 2021

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evans

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is evans”
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face”

by Mr.Starr May 27, 2020