scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.

Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"

by cagedape March 17, 2012

Middle Earth Mud Dragon

When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.

Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.

After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"

by ExplosiveSoap August 12, 2011

Battlefield Earth

Somebody with incredibly long dreadlocks. Reference to the movie Battlefield Earth, where John Travolta's character has said hair style.

Gary: Dude, that chick is hot!
Eldon: If you're referring to Battlefield Earth over there, I don't think we can hang out anymore.

by WilliamGBeggs January 26, 2012

Earth Pig

1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.

2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."

3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.

Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."

Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."

Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"

by Myzyri May 1, 2008

earthhag

I girl who is very attractive, and well put together, but when the panties come off, you find out she has a veritable forest ecosystem complete with sustainable life in the crotch region.

I was getting hot and heavy with Alyssa the other night...I was raging hard untill I took her panties off. I could hear the monkeys screaming from the forest down there. Had I known she was "earthhag", I would have never asked her out.

by Mr. Gregg March 23, 2011

Earping

When some one does something that is uncool or disrespectful to you or your crew.

Yo Josh was Earping so hard not passing the blunt last night.

Bryan: comes in yall get the fuck out....
Duck: Man that nigg be Earping!!

by THE guy Who Never Earps ;) August 23, 2012

earth queer

A radical environmentalist. Someone that is against logging, hunting, trapping and/or fishing.

"Who is that chained to the tree?"

"I don't know. Some 'earth queer' saying they want to save the spotted owl."

by Earth Queer September 22, 2013