Sad Dick

When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink

"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"

by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019

Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

Hotdog dick

When you stick your dick in between a hotdog bun and cover it with condiments.

That girl is crazy! She sucked my hotdog dick.

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

Stim dick

When you take stimulant drugs (such as cocaine, adderall, meth) and your dick shrinks down into a tiny useless appendage

Guy 1 : Did you fuck that thot last night?
Guy 2: Nah man I railed some fat lines of blow last night and I got stim dick bad, I couldn’t get it up at all.

by YungGoat May 26, 2020

Bed Dick

Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.

OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.

by ChubbyQween July 19, 2020

Double Dick Down Method

The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.

The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.

by Cocktography November 20, 2020

Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023