Do i have the drink

No no Kimi you will not have the drink

You: do I have the drink?
Me: no no you will not have the drink

by Ppiee May 10, 2020

Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.

Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

how do i breathe?

how are you alive if you don't know how to breathe?

someone: how do I breathe?
someone else: just breathe

by im in school :) March 10, 2022

how do I find the orthocenter of the triangle help me

how do I find the enter of the driangle helkp ome

how do I find the orthocenter of the triangle help me

by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022

Doing Laundry

Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again

Definition 2: Code name for jacking off

Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.

Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again

by Sublime300 June 19, 2008

Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin

Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek

by mingymoo September 1, 2006

doiker

a replacement for any noun, to be used when one can't be bothered thinking of the proper word to use.

"get me another beer" can be replaced with "get me another doiker"

by jafffa June 27, 2007