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Upper Decker Royale

An expanded take on the classic upper decker with the addition of disabling the linkage inside the toilet bowl before defecating inside of it. Additionally, the water valves on the bottom of the tank need to be closed too. This adds an increased level of stress and disgust while undoing the upper decker - royale!
My sister's ex husband is a prick so we left him with an upper decker royale.
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"pulling a decker"

moving on with life the way God designed
Hey John just broke up with this girl, and damn the next day he was with another. He was "pulling a Decker"
"pulling a decker" by Clackadack January 12, 2009

oberdictum-ratio decedendi 

Someone who looks at your lips as you speak, and also spreads particles as they pass you.
Willow! Stop gazing at my lips! You're such a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!

Ahggg! Stop spreading particles! Polluter of space and such! Don't be a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!

captain upper decker 

One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess
Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away

black and decker pecker wrecker

a person who is blamed for the breakup of a marriage or family, especially due to having engaged in an affair with one member or many members of the family
carlos was a black and decker pecker wrecker who cheated with both susan and robert.

sucked and ducked 

When someone uses you for sexual purposes, then becomes distant or starts ghosting you.
Person 1: You got sucked and ducked.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He used you for head and then stopped talking to you.
sucked and ducked by dogsearcher24 December 1, 2017

The pecker on the decker

The pecker on the decker is when you dick a thot on a deck with ur peck aka penis
Yessssssssssssss daddy lets go to the deck so u can give me the pecker on the decker