cracker

degoritory racial slur towards white people w/ direct corliation to slavery. arrived around the same time "nigger"

white people don't like being called crackers, just like black ppl don't like being called porch monkeys

by person 5554321 October 31, 2007

cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates

Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!

by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009

cracker light

A light from a police car or police helicopter that is used at night.

"I got up outta there when I saw that cracker light"

by Mike Perrone June 9, 2007

cracker shower

While one is eating crackers, they are suddenly attacked by a coughing fit that utimately leads to a cracker shower exploding from their mouth.

Guy 1: *cough* *cough*
Guy 2: DUDE, turn your head the other way before you give me a cracker shower!!

by cmasterson August 4, 2009

Cracker Craving

adv. To really desire a caucasian person. see also Cracka cravin. Opp. of Jungle Fever.

I don't understand why Kobe Bryant slept with that white girl. He musta had a cracker craving.

by pepwave1 May 10, 2011

Cracker smacker

A black girl that only does white guys

Laqueffa is such a cracker smacker banged the whole lacrosse team

by Gerth Brookes October 8, 2014

Cracker

A word that is often used to describe lame and uptight white people. It is also used to describe ignorant ugly and out of shape white folk. If you have been called a "cracker" you SHOULD be offended because it is a very mean insult. If you have been called a cracker you need to get your life together because you are very shitty and out of order. The person who searched this may be a cracker because you want to know more about yourself. If you make duck lips in a picture, drink starbucks, wear long t-shits with tiny shirts, and have a pair of uggs, that makes you a basic cracker(just like a basic bitch). If you are a cracker then you are 55% shit and 55% Basic Bitch so fix your life.

"omg I hate that fucking cracker she's such a slut" *sends text
"Ike she was hanging with that basic bitch Anna"*sends text
"Eww omg ikr" *sends text

by Crazy hat December 24, 2015