Couch

A “couch” is a seat, that’s all.

John: Why do you need a couch?

Mick: To be sad.

by K ok ono October 29, 2020

catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep

- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof

by Bankmaser November 4, 2020

couch

were you sit with your girl friend and go "oo oooo ooooooo unt ooo"

Boy: do you want to go sit on the couch!
Girl: fuck yes!

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020

couch

were you fuck your girlfriend.

Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020

Couch boy

A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas

Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes

by Touchdown Jesus October 6, 2020

cough couch

when you are asked if your going somewhere

“are you going to the store?”
“cough couch yes/cough couch no”

by poopei October 6, 2020

two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch

Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast

by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017