catching feelings

1. To become emotional and aggravated against someone/something for some stupid reason. May result in 2 punches to the body.

1: Youz a bitch (jokingly)
2: Stop it! I hat ehwen you call me that! I'm not your friend any more!
1: Two for catching feelings

by bradddyyyyaaadig January 8, 2009

Catcher in the Rye

A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.

A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.

I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.

by markbr69 November 16, 2009

Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

Catch

A fetch(Cool) car

Mom can you please buy cute catch for my sweet 16?

Dude I can't believe your mom let you pull up in a catch at a party.

by kendal58 December 4, 2010

catching bodies

Body on a body count.

Her body count 3. She out her catching bodies man.

by Loveabud May 25, 2017

catch a bad one

getting hit in the face with some sort of object like a fist or bottle or bat

If this kid starts something with me he's gunna catch a bad one.

by Gabe February 23, 2005

Catching the Swine Flu

A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."

by neo069 August 26, 2009