Braces

Metal stuff that kills your teeth.

OUCHHHHHH!!! I hate braces!!!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

Braces Hickey

When your boyfriend or girlfriend has braces and gives you a hickey leaves HUGE marks from his/her braces.

Tucker gave me a HUGE braces hickey. To make it worse I had to go see my bestfriends family they next day.

by Julia with a braces hickey May 9, 2009

bruce jennered

A man becoming a woman

Jack bruce jennered hisself and became ashley!

by 4king2nick0 February 8, 2015

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

jelly bracelets

Jelly bracelets are also known as sex bracelets and they're also considered as a fashion trend among young girls. People don't take them seriously and others do. But I know what EVERYONE of the colors mean and also they're involved in a game called SNAP. Or, you can wear them as a fashion trend. I've worn jelly bracelets since they came out, I wear one of each color on ym wrist but because I have so many I've had to divide colors on my left and right wrist. I have regular colors, light colors, and glow in the darks on my right wrist. On my left wrist I have glitteries, clears, metallics and clear with glitteries in them.

Black- The full monty/sexual intercourse
Blue- Blowjob/oral sex
Red- Lapdance
Pink- Hickey
Green- On the grass
Lime Green- Three sum or Four sum
Yellow- Hug
Orange- Kiss
White- Flash what you have
Clear- Whatever the snapper wants
Brown- Toss my salad
Purple- Girls choice
Gold- Fingering
Glittery black- Girl on top of the guy
Glittery yellow- Hug & Kiss
Glittery light purple- Good for one good orgasm
Glittery purple- French kiss
Glittery red- Pop my Cherry (VIRGIN) or Girl takes full control
Glittery blue- Doggy style/anal sex
Glittery orange- Necking
Glittery green- 69
Glittery pink- Flash a body part
Glittery gold- Make out
Glittery clear- Feel up or touch a body part
Glow in the dark pink- Female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- Male sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow- Sex with porn
Glow in the dark orange- 7 minutes in heaven
Glow in the dark purple- Kinky sex
Glow in the dark white- Strip
Light blue- Masturbate
Dark blue- Hardcore sex
Indigo- Handjob/ handjob with blowjob
Clear blue- All of everything
Clear red- Sex Using Strawberries && Whipped Cream
Clear yellow- Sex/Oral Sex using a flavored condom
Clear green- All anal
Clear pink- eat out
Clear orange- sex on the beach
Clear purple- Recite (You HAVE to do what the snapper wants NO MATTER WHAT)
Light green- Giving Head
Light pink- Girl on girl action (Only a FEMALE can break this bracelet)
Light orange- One Night Stand
Light purple- Hot sex in the dark
Light yellow- Spanking
Red & Black TOGETHER- 69
Clear w/ Red Glitter- Guy takes full control
Clear w/ Purple Glitter- Foreplay
Clear w/ Pink Glitter- Oral sex on a girl
Clear w/ Blue Glitter- Sex In The Water
Clear w/ Green Glitter- Titty sex
Clear w/ Yellow Glitter- Rubbing Clit

This is involved in a game called SNAP. This is how it's played, if a guy snaps on any color bracelet then the girl must reward him with that favor but if the guy snaps the purple bracelet then it's up to the girl. This game is played by people who are already sexually active, just because girls are wearing these bracelets doesn't mean that they're playing the game. Player One selects a participant wearing jelly bracelets (Player Two). Player One chooses a bracelet based on its color and pulls on it until it "snaps" off Player Two's arm. The bracelet may only be removed from Player Two by manually breaking it without the aid of scissors, nail clippers, pocket knives, etc. If Player One loses their grip on the bracelet, and it snaps back against Player Two's arm without breaking, Player One loses their turn. If Player One succeeds in breaking the bracelet, they may perform with Player Two the act signified by the color of the bracelet, as agreed upon by the game's participants. Player One may opt to redeem the broken bracelet (the "sex coupon") at a later time, but it may be used only once. Also, to do what the snapper wants no matter what if he breaks the clear purple bracelet, he must also break another bracelet at the same time for the action to count. The snapper can only choose one color to break with the clear purple bracelet.

by LiSaLiCiOuS October 5, 2007

Bruce jenner

A guy that is now a girl and gay.

Dont do what bruce jenner did.

by Billfox July 25, 2016

braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

by Bill June 18, 2006