Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)

"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."

by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009

let's go brandon

a term to insult biden.

Me: F You Biden
PE Teacher: Use Let's Go Brandon Instead so you won't get in trouble.

Me: Okay.

by Joshua Manalad February 28, 2022

brandon

A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.

"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"

by ihatebrandon December 7, 2012

Brandon

An alright guy, but has a veeeery tiny dick and can be one too. has homosexual tendencies

Sarah: I was with this guy last night. He had a really tiny dick
Anna: Brandon?
Sarah: Yea

by hehehehehehehehehehheheheheheh June 22, 2010

brandon

a tool that was raised in many places. usually lies about the most random things to seem like he is cool, when in all reality, he is a faggot. self acclaimed "d1 prospect"

Ex 1: "Hey where is brandon from?"
"He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton."

Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party"
"you're such a brandon"

by joe blow 699 March 31, 2009

Let’s go Brandon

Another way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden"

“Let’s go Brandon. Trump 2024 baby.”

by WillZthousand December 16, 2021

Brandon

Often referred to as a Bad B M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.

Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.

by Jimbo Smegma December 9, 2008