Murdoch blocked

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.
"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."
by laofmoonster September 03, 2011
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Wad block

A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.
Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n
by HRabbit October 14, 2016
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Dry Blocking

Dry Blocking is the indirect form of cock blocking. Dry blocking is to cock blocking what dry snitching is to snitching.
I was working on this girl but my roommate was dry blocking me by watching TV in the living room.
by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010
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Flop the block

To drive around aimlessly in town. Similar to back roading.
by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 09, 2020
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server blocking

The act of preventing one to join a social server, usually in Discord, by making the owner or staff of the server prevent you from joining, rejoining, or being unbanned. This is usually in the form of convincing the owner or staff to ban said subject.
Subject: Hey there, I was wondering if I could be unbanned from server.

Server Owner/Admin: No, someone is server blocking you.
by waves7 April 03, 2021
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Cock block

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.
by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014
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Writer's Block

When your brain gears just stop and no matter how hard you try you cannot feasibly come up with two words to type on your computer screen that make sense together and therefore cannot finish your epic novel about the quest to slay a dragon er whatever and every thought about the book that crosses your mind is immediately pushed back with "That would sound like f*ing s*t if I put that in words" and absolutely no inspiration can even enter your mind anymore and the end of your google doc is just stuck with the hero at his girlfriend's house crying on her floor for his missing brother and essentially, you feel like your brain is just a puddle of s*t.
"I have severe writer's block, I can't think of what to write next."
"Billy won't be finishing his book soon, he has writer's block."
by Potat 1 August 11, 2022
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