Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

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Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

The Devil is beatin’ his wife

If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out

Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out

Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*

by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice

Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice refers to the act performed by two or more gay men. Hot wax is poured over one of the participants' hands and allowed to cool until the wax hardens to a consistency that will allow the wax to work as a lubricant during an anal fisting session. The idea behind this is that the residual heat from the wax will bear "anal juice" thus completing the Wax Knuckle Bearing Juice.

The act was first noted in a blog entry in May 2025 on blogger.com

Bruce suggested to Gene that they perform the wax knuckle bearing juice maneuver on Jason.

by AsianMassageParlorAddict June 17, 2025

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

if you serched dis up u r very boerd

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

by PowerCat3234567 November 6, 2020

Mr. Bearington

A great name to give a plushie, usually one dipected as a bear.
Other similar names are Mr. Snailington (often used for snails) Mr. Quackington (for ducks) and other similar puns for names.

"Mr. Bearington is the fluffiest stuffie ever."

by Ilovemybabygirl March 8, 2021

settle down, Beavis

A phrase that a Gen Xer will say to someone who is spazzing out in an attempt to get them to calm down.

Sometimes intended as a sarcastic mild mockery of someone who is overreacting or sperging out.

Gen X dood: *flips out over something stupid and starts yelling*

Gen X bro: Settle down, Beavis you're causing a scene.

by nachos are cool December 31, 2023

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

Tae Kwon Do Is Block Blast Zodiac Sign Template For Individuals With Bipolar Type 1 Disorder Whilst Behaving Aggressively

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025