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Chloala Bear 

Chloala Bear is the cross-evolution of the world's finest Chloe and Australian Koala Bears. Decades of evolution and molecular engineering have led to the creation of this beastly machine. Most say Chloala bear is the rarest girl in the Chloala way galaxy and only one Chloala Bear has been reported to be found in North America with green eyes and silky brown hair.

Legends say her superpowers make her more powerful than the Arceus Pokemon. She has the spirit and vibe of Pikachu and always does her best to make those around her happy :) Collectively known to be the most khoshkgel (gorgeous), most kind, most killer, most knowledgable, and the most knockout girl known to humankind.

Nintendo and Pokemon Go players have been in search to capture this unique creature, but only "The Shah," has been able to locate Chloala Bear. A unique creature and king of the Chloala way galaxy, "The Shah," has his own superpowers and loves his Chloala Bear to the moon. Together their synergy has been reported to destroy the most difficult enemies and no one dares to fuck with them whether on earth or other planets. To those reading, you have been warned!
Jim: Should we gift "The Shah," his majesty, a dog or cat for his birthday?!

John: Jim, you stupid idiot sandwich! "The Shah," only loves and cares about his Chloala Bear. He'd execute us if we offer his majesty a dog or cat!
Chloala Bear by jscc123 February 21, 2023
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pedo bear 

Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!
pedo bear by sergT March 17, 2008
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Prepare the Bear 

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
Prepare the Bear by YAWA September 12, 2016

piss bear 

A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear
Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.
piss bear by HateSickFux June 16, 2017

Rizzly Bear

A man of larger stature that has a large amount of rizz.
Seth just pulled that girl. What a Rizzly Bear.
Rizzly Bear by CincoPeso December 6, 2022

muscle bear 

A, usually, large and/or hairy gay man (bear) who is also a body builder.
Bob is a total muscle bear, he has a belly but can bench 350.
muscle bear by carlbear October 10, 2003

minus the bear 

a super mellow west coast band that does stunningly spacey guitar solos. they like singing about drinking and mellowing out because they're so mellow. they also have crazy song titles and i like it.
minus the bear says "bands like it when you yell yar at them"
minus the bear by izzzy July 30, 2008