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bear trap

A sexual act in which a male double fish hooks a female's butt hole, and while spreading it open to the maximum gape, the man lowers one testicle into the cavernous sphincter. When the testicle is in place, release the hooks and the sphincter clamps down onto the sack like a bear trap.
In order to reach climax, I utilized the bear trap technique with my girlfriend.
by ben187 May 5, 2005
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bear ass

Look at Josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass.
by BarnManagement April 19, 2005
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Gummi Bears

An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus
Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
by fireflybrowncoat September 30, 2012
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Anxiety Bears

A feeling of massive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute.....But in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder
Jay Fizz- "Hey Trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?"

Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"
by The Gift1 October 10, 2009
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trash bear

Pseudonym for raccoon. Because raccoons are like miniature bears, and they are usually found going through trash.
1) Trash bears were in my back yard last night fighting with cats. 2) If you wear too much eye makeup, you'll look like a trash bear
by wanderr July 25, 2011
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Bear Trap

Taking a beer bottle cap, slightly bending it like a taco then position it in your hand between your thumb and pointer finger. Wait for an unsuspecting victim to walk by and without warning, pinch the cap the rest of the way closed on the victims nipple while screaming " Watch out for that Bear Trap!"

tittie twister
Sam: Why is Clint crying so hard?

Jerm2: I just got him with a knarly Bear Trap when he walked out of the bathroom

Sam: Looks crutial !

Jerm2: Yea it should stop bleeding soon, I hope...
by Jerm2 November 21, 2010
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Smokey The Bear

1) When having sex with a girl doggy style, the man lights a cigarette and puts it out on her back so it leaves a burn. Then right as he's about to cum, he'll jizz on the burn spot to cool down the burn.

2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.

In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"
"Man I caught her bush on fire, and totally went Smokey The Bear on her Ass"
by BryNSanity, Moogel April 28, 2010
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