Justice Beaver

A crime fighting beaver.

From the Office:

Dwight: What is a Justice Beaver?
Jim: A crime fighting beaver.

by starstrukkbitch March 17, 2011

child beater 69

When two men usually older than 57 have sexual intercourse in the 69 position. While doing so they beat Jewish children and scream Fürer.

Sorry your son died I beat him while doing the child beater 69.

by Hitler's Son-in-law May 16, 2019

ring out the beaver

A short, slightly less offensive way for a female to say she has to go pee.
Derived from the term,"drain the snake," which is another way men announce they have to pee.

"I'm running to the bathroom because I've got to go, "ring out the beaver!"

by Stephknee August 28, 2008

Cleave it to Beaver

This action is denoted by a woman in a handstand position opening her legs wide, so as to let her "boom boom" face upwards. Then a man (preferably one taller than herself) takes his erect penis and slaps it repeatedly against her said "boom boom."

"So, what did you do last night?"
"I played a little 'Cleave it to Beaver'"

by astreetcarnamedcleanme November 30, 2009

beaner

a mexican person who eats beans and kicks you in the face

beaners.....beaners.....gonna...eat beans.....beaners......beaners.....will kick you in the face

by shittyshittyfagfag March 30, 2011

Beaver Dam

1.(n.)the female equivalent of a cock block; a person who prevents a woman from scoring

2.(n.)the female equivalent of a boner killer; a person or situation that turns a woman off

3.(v.) an act which prevents a woman from scoring, intentionally or not

1. My roommate is a crazy-ass beaver dam. I can't bring anyone home without her trying to fuck them first.

2. Long nails are a sure-fire beaver dam. No wolverine bullshit in my snatch, thank you.

3. Dude, quit tryin' to beaver dam me! I need to get laid!

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

beaver cheese fondue

When beaver cheese,(A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection.) Is served hot and ready to be eaten. Usually dipped in with a vegeteable.

1)Excuse me Sir, would you like to dip that veggie into some of my wife's beaver cheese fondue?
2)May i have my steak with a side of beaver cheese fondue?

by GerlachHacks March 12, 2008