Bass Law

As population density increases, the probability of hearing loud bass which you have no control over approaches one.

Guy #1: I can't sleep, man, there's too much bass coming from next door.

Guy #2: Well, we live in high rise flats. If it's not next door it'd probably be the flat upstairs. Bass Law.

by Nottel Inyu June 27, 2009

bashank

Something that is totally crap or someone who is acting stupid.

That movie was totally bashank.
Sarah is being bashank today, don't bother even calling her.

by nonya11 April 26, 2009

bashtag

The act of using the category listing device on twitter for the darker purpose of insulting or bashing someone. Can also be used as a insult towards people who intentionally use hashing on Facebook when it serves no actual purpose.

I discovered my daughter possibly did not enjoy our family bonding when she updated her status saying, "went to the zoo with family #boring #kill me#why do they hate me". That little bashtag just won her a summer pass to the damn zoo.

by Rileyfer May 9, 2013

baseball gods

The gods in the heavens that control the weather, or outcome of a game depending on the players or teams

*Rains* The baseball gods don't want us to play today..

by Joeeerteysr April 27, 2014

bass player hands

This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.

Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."

by Lets-SailAway December 24, 2017

baspenpattgy

The process of flower fucking.

Mom, why do people do baspenpattgy?

by Cowboy J19 March 15, 2018

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.

That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019