j-bar

non splif style joint.

"twist up a j-bar, i need to get stoned."

by M "H" H March 4, 2007

Bar Voice

The volume spoke at a loud bar, nightclub, concert, or party.

It's getting pretty hectic in here, I better use my bar voice.

Stop talking in your bar voice, we're at a swanky jazz club.

by Chlojob December 23, 2008

3 bar

NOUN: Used to describe the size of the woman your friend slept with the night before. The number describes how fat she was because she was able to exist in 3 bars at exactly the same time. You would be able to say something to her at one bar, tell her to hold on a second, leave for the next bar, and finish your sentence there because she was truly that fat. It is possible for a 4 or 5 bar to exist but the term can only be applied to girls that your friend has slept with.

VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly

That chick over there looks like 3 bar to me, I can feel her gravity pulling me closer, try not to sleep with that one.

3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)

Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again

by Steven 'Michael' Bolton June 29, 2008

ooh bars

something one would say to be sarcastic after an insult

Someone: "BISHYou wear a ring on your nose because no one wants to put one on your finger."
You: Ooh Bars.

by BagofEggs December 27, 2016

Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.

My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!

by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010

xanax bars

a benzodiazapine used for anxiety and insomnia (not an antidepresant) that fucks u up if u take it in bar form, which is the equivilent to about 8 normal people's doses. Same class as Valium.

Hey those xanax bars knocked me on my ass

by douchebaggery March 19, 2007

Bar Tough

A salt of the earth bartender usually found in dive bars. Common characteristics are tattoos, mullet, scars, dirty jeans and black t-shirts. Special skills include ability to pour both kinds of drinks (beer and shots), and to settle any disagreement with the bat he keeps behind the bar.

“Hey Bar Tough, can I get a Coors and a shot of Beam?”

by Vern Streeby December 9, 2008