atomic asshole

An act of sexual pleasure giving, in which a girl eats out an asshole while sucking on a fireball, and then proceeds to insert the fireball into the asshole with her toungue. An optional act of using a strap on to ram the fireball home may follow, but this is known as fireball fudgepacking.

Dude, I can't even sit down today after Trish gave me that atomic asshole last night. I thought it was going to be a regular rim job, but she upped her game. It was so nice.

by BriFry February 28, 2008

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standing through autumn

Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."

by FUCKMEEEEEE June 15, 2010

asshole tax

a non-refundable fee assessed on debts owed to fed-up friends

you may owe me $80, but i want $100. why? you're late. that's your asshole tax.

see also _fight club_

by erinne June 25, 2005

asshole

A person, male of course who is just a total headwrecker. Likes to flirt around
with pretty girsl and then tell all their male collegues at work that you approached them!! and they weren't interested.And on top of that are arrogant, rude and totally self-centered

the guy who sits next to me at work

by haileybop June 21, 2005

Ashole

Someone who gets ash from a cigarette on you.

John: Dude i'm not an ashtray, quit being an ashole.

by Highena September 10, 2010

facebook asshole

Someone who is constantly posting/linking mean stuff on your facebook wall.

Guy 1: Did you see that mean stuff that chick wrote on my facebook wall?
Guy 2: Yeah man, what a facebook asshole.
Guy 1: Yeah dude, I bet she eats a lot of hot lunch

by ididyourmom6969 January 25, 2011

assholery

The art of being an asshole without actually getting beat up for it. In fact, people like you more for being good at it. There are only so many people that can pull this off, and no two ever exist in the same room at the same time. The very nature of assholery negates itself in such a situation.

Dude, Tucker is a master of assholery. He's rude as hell, but everyone loves him.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007