am yer maws da

I'm your mum's dad Friendly Joke

(Scottish slang)

Jimmy : what's your name?
Bobby: Am yer maws da

by Yer da sells Avon May 3, 2017

Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real

Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 1, 2022

mother fucker am hill

A phrase used by lil Wayne to express how awesome he is

Mother fucker am hill. Meaning lame ass nigger look how awesome I am ..

by 2-Cool August 2, 2018

I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

I Am your mom

What I am

your mom

by DaMan September 10, 2003

zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.

zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018