agustus

that big fat turd who gets sucked into that chocolate machine in the new charlie and the chocolate factory

agustus is a fat turd

by new guy 101 December 3, 2018

August 8

The day of female orgasm

You must be masturbating or masturbating to someone on August 8

by The thonginthefloor August 8, 2019

August 10th

all the hot bad bitches were born on this day. they are kind of a hoe though. they have great boyfriends. and they are very pretty. also, on this day you get to slap the birthday girl or boys ass without their consent!

ITS AUGUST 10TH. DAMN LOOK AT THAT BAD BITCH.

by SOMEONE RANDOM708336564 October 22, 2020

august 7th

The day Rhianna was born :)

Look it’s “august 7th” Rhiannas birthday

by Badman k December 2, 2020

Angus Roll

The transitional roll of the duck-beak to a closed-fist inside a vagina or anus.

Hey Brah, Last night I was having sex with Hannah and managed to give her a good solid Angus Roll.

by Kris Carne August 8, 2012

augustia

1: Unique
2: Best bitch in town

Augustia is the girl who stole my heart.

by Augustia December 20, 2016

Augustana University

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017