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african turnpike

When you are performing anal sex and a girl sharts on your penis
kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike

Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
by Quinnagin27 October 25, 2018
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african bic pen

is when 20 four colour pens inserted up someones ass one by one and then pulling then all out at once with black shit on them. Them you put them in your mouth and eat all the shit of them.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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African Bullfrog

African bullfrogs are cool and funny face!
by Notcletus October 29, 2019
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African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
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african blindfold

When with a woman that has large hoop earrings, you stick your dick through one of the earrings, across her face, and through the other earring, blinding her with your penis.
Last night my buddy from Kenya said he gave his girl an African blindfold.
by Bigpotofgumbo May 30, 2023
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African-Ameri-Karen

Middle/Upper class or higher female human African-American woman complaining of services offered or rendered. Often driving a generic 5-10 year old Lexus; Kia and Cadillac can also be a preferred automobile, but any manufacturer can fall victim.
That woman waiting in front didn't like the quote I gave her to repair her car, even though I offered to comp her oil change this visit. Now, she's out front whispering to our other customers that we're responsible for her lack of vehicle maintenance.

-"she is obviously pretending to do some hood shit, but she's just an African-Ameri-Karen, so she ain't talkin' 'bout shit. Look at her Ivy League college alumni sticker on her 2013 Lexus."
by Earl Chainge October 10, 2022
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African witchcraft movement

A movement of people outside subsaharan Africa or in communities where it has not existed in the past like the white community in South Africa.
It was started by African Americans in the U.S. and has since spread to the white community and among teens.
It includes anything of a psychic or supernatural nature that is of African origin which includes being a shaman or as they are called in the movement a nganga and the type of witchcraft called izulu.
by Judge dredd7 July 17, 2011
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