cutro-kelly

A reference to an upstate NY family who has the penis usually described as the size of an acorn when errect. This deformation is expected to have been caused by a long tradition of in-breeding.

Omg look at his dick it's so tiny!
I know he must be a cutro-kelly.

by Smoke22 November 18, 2015

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

dick kelly

He is the greatest teacher to walk the earth and always has his favorite kids in advisory.

Hey mr kellly we love you
Thanks dick kelly

by Dick Kelly June 9, 2018

Kevin Kelly

A fella who is prone to an illegitimate flawed, logic less argument. Silly Height, silly hair, might be gay. His eyes don't work properly

Kevin Kelly you dont fucking know how to book an NCT

by ChimpToucher October 14, 2023

James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!

Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."

by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019

Kelly Barnett

Kelly Barnett is the male definition of a low life, piece of shit, and dirt bag.

Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.

If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.

by SparkTheJ March 7, 2020

Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020