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Titanic Date

When you think your 1st date is actually going somewhere, but all you do is break the ice & then sink.
My blind date was going really well. We were hitting it off great, but then I said something stupid & she'll never call again. Turns out it was just a Titanic Date.
by Heindl November 9, 2012
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date-some

When you end up at a party surrounded by all your dates.
Yesterday this party ended up being a date-some. Tonight i have a date-some planned
by MissBarre May 8, 2015
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beer date

When your too wasted to realize your on a date with a super ugly and stupid person
I was on a beer date last night and damn she was ugly.
by Jlabelle April 21, 2016
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date sauce

What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.
My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.
by iluv4tar November 12, 2015
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darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016
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french date

A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.
"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.

"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."
by carpediem3541 October 13, 2017
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Stumble date

When a couple are incapable of spending the night together due to prior obligations and video chat with Skype and share random websites with one another from Stumbleupon.com
Rain and Carmelo had a Stumble Date on 3/13/10 instead of going out for dinner and a movie.
by melo323 March 14, 2010
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