Cloud

Fakest shit ever u get excited and think u can jump on it and it’s fluffy but really u fall through and die ..... it’s a snake

Fuck this fake ass cloud

by Fuckclouds101 June 3, 2018

Cloud Fine

Derived from Cloud 9 (meaning Heaven or extreme happiness). A state that's not extremely happy, but is not extremely unhappy either.

"How're you, Matey?"
"Well I'm on Cloud Fine, if yer know what I mean!"

by C L G June 3, 2018

Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.

I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.

by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018

Cloud Nining

Too capture and contest an objective in a video game and then jump off at the last second.

We were gonna win until warren started cloud nining.

by FuzeNH June 5, 2018

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose June 7, 2018

Cloud

A lazy chinese person.

Cloud, get your ass off and play some games with the boys.

by Quandale Dingle I August 20, 2022

Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.

Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"

by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022