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Cancer

Girls who use TikTok so much with their tounge and all out. Pretty much, they're Furries, but worse.
Ron: Yo, have you seen my sister in these days?
Jake: Oh, your Cancer?
Ron: Cancer? Wa- wait what?
Jake: Yeah. Cancer. She closed herself in the basement.
Phone: *SisGamer_69x posted another video. Check it out!*
Ron: Come with me.
Jake: With a Shotgun or what?
Ron: Nerf Guns.
by Jakeix April 1, 2019
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Cancer Stick

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019
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Cancer

Damn, this class is f***ing cancer
by SimulatedEther April 10, 2019
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Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.
1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!
by TheO0032 April 15, 2019
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Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.
"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."
by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019
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cancer

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama MICK
Take me home, country roads HAR
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me AUTISME
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
by negerbarn March 11, 2019
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Cancer

That mothercuker Antonio Brown is such a cancer
by somuchsubstance March 11, 2019
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