Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.

me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become

by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005

Marvel zombie

An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.

MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."

(quoted by a marvel zombie)

by ñiu July 11, 2016

Walking Zombie

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

Zombie-Video

A video that was once passed around via email or once viral and has been dead, but now in circulation again. Possibly infected with some sort of undead virus.

The Wassup Superfriends True Budweiser commercial is a classic Zombie-Video.

by Weeble-Wabble March 15, 2010

Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.

Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.

by BRUX! May 24, 2009

zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

by opalcala January 14, 2020

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023