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Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.
me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become
by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005
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Walking Zombie

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.
"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."
by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008
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Marvel zombie

An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.
MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."

(quoted by a marvel zombie)
by ñiu July 11, 2016
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Zombie-Video

A video that was once passed around via email or once viral and has been dead, but now in circulation again. Possibly infected with some sort of undead virus.
The Wassup Superfriends True Budweiser commercial is a classic Zombie-Video.
by Weeble-Wabble March 15, 2010
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Club Zombie

A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.
Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.
by BRUX! May 24, 2009
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Furniture Zombie

When a customer comes into a furniture store multiple times throughout the week and walks around looking at the same things without asking any questions or for help; in a zombie like manner. Furniture Zombies also never buy and waste your time. This is similar to a Furniture Vampire but a Furniture Zombie doesn’t speak or acknowledge that a sales person is even there. A Furniture Zombie episode could last 20 seconds to 2 hours. The typical age of a Furniture Zombie is the ages 70 and up. At least 1 out of 10 customers is considered a Furniture Zombie. If a Furniture Zombie is under the age of 70 then you have a rare form of Furniture Zombie which might be better or worse than a typical Furniture Zombie.
Susan had a classic Furniture Zombie. The woman was 80 years old and she was previously in the past two days looking at all of the furniture pieces on the floor. Susan asked her if she could help but the woman didn't respond and looked like a zombie.
by TheFurnitureGal April 26, 2011
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taco zombies

a great drinking game played after a hard days work or chop suey double headers.
Zach: Hey man let's play taco zombies after this game of chop suey.

Willy: Ok man, but no dyke porn
by zjohns May 19, 2010
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