yorick

somebody whose humour kills a conversation or party; a person who thinks they are incredibly funny and popular, but who everyone else thinks is a real twat. somebody who laughs at their own jokes, but who no one else finds remotely funny. Derived from the dead clown in Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'

Herbert told us this bad joke about a Chinese dyslexic dairy farmer who bought a herd of woks. Nobody laughed at all. He's a right yorick.

by chris firth August 22, 2006

new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.

Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004

Yorrick

A friend you once knew but no longer have relations with.

Alas, Poor yorrick, I knew thee.

He was a coo mutha fucka

by PillsFillsThrills July 18, 2005

New York minute

A very short period of time. So named because New York is a busy city where people are in such a rush that a minute seems to pass in less than sixty seconds.

When the most attractive girl in school asked me if I wanted to have sex with her, I thought about it for a New York minute before saying "yes".

by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

New York City

The Most Overrated city in the U.S.

John:New York City has so much to offer!
Jack:Seattle is the same you Know?Minus the rude people though.

by Shiranui February 6, 2008

New York Slapper

This is when a man comes home after a really hard days work and is sweating profusely and decides to slap his woman in the face with his sweaty balls...getting sweat all over her face.

Jim: "Ah man. I've never worked so hard in my life...I can't wait to go home and take a shower!"
Tom: "Hey, before you take a shower, make sure you give your wife a 'New York Slapper'. Ya know, get a lil nut butter on her face!"
Jim: "Heh, heh....see ya tomorrow, Tom."

by KayDeeaRe August 13, 2009

Yorran

A tall beastly being standing roughly ten to twelve feet in height. They are mainly hairless for the most part, bear a bluish hue, and the only noticeable hair are their thin but long beards growing from their pointed chins and are naked. They have extremely broad shoulders and upper body, but thin down a little in the lower. Their legs resemble that of a cat's. They have massive hands which bear extremely large and long claws on each finger(excluding the thumb which carries a small stub of a claw). These claws are very sharp and very strong. They are sharpened by Yorrish claw smiths(who are born with very small claws) and spend their lives sharpening their fellow Yorrans' claws.
They are a peaceful creature and use their natural weapons for harvesting and cutting wood and such. Rarely they find the need to use in battle. They are a reclusive people in the lands and reside in small villages in mountains. They have a deep raspy voice as they don't have many vocal cords, but they have an advanced language and their alphabet resembles that of Egyptian hieroglyphs. They don't use paper, they use clay tablets for written communication purposes so them to use their claws to write with. The average lifespan of a Yorran is roughly 600 years. When reproduction occurs, the egg is hatched inside the mother's womb and a worm lays dormant for a year until it creates a cocoon around itself. It is then when the mother gives birth to it. The cocoon is kept safely for seventy years until a Yorrish child emerges with small stumpy claws. The claws grow longer and stronger with age. You can tell an old Yorran by how long(or large) the claws they have are.

Jermik looked to the Yorran with intense fear in his eyes. The being smiled gently and spoke to him in Yorrish that he meant no harm.

by Daniel Larkons September 27, 2005