Waffle Party

Where a group of guys get together jerking off in front of a waffle and the last person to cum on the waffle has to eat it

arrives from the word waffleritis a greek word which means FUCK ME HARD

We had a waffle party yesterday

by xxxguitarkidxxx March 31, 2009

waffle-paddle

A cheap ping-pong paddle resembling a waffle iron.

Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?

Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.

by Adam W. March 18, 2007

Waffle Block

A waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your anal region. The name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.

I tried to goose Jimmy but he was quick with his waffle block.

by Combdawg August 14, 2008

Wafflehouseaholic

1. Any person that has an addiction and consistently craves eating at the restaurant Waffle House. Many studies have been done, but none have found a cure to this incredible-tasting addiction.

Kristin: Hey Matt, do you want to go to Waffle House!

Matt: Of course, Kristin! This'll be my 5th time to eat there this week.

Kristin: Why Matt! I didn't realize you were such a Wafflehouseaholic!

by Trumpetplaya April 4, 2009

waffle house style

to do something (or someone) quick and easy. Comes from the popular restaurant, which is famous for being able to get food quick and easy. Can be applied to anything, but usually applied to getting some with sluts.

Dave: I don't know who to call because nobody will want to hang if we only have an hour.

Rob: Lets call Gina, we can do her waffle house style

by aaaaannnnnttttthhhhh October 21, 2009

waffle of fury

Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.

Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!

by kunt_get.a.job June 23, 2010

Wafflestomp

The action which describes a programmer deploying code to a server that is for all intents and purposes a complete pile of crap.

Synonymous with shitting in the shower and forcing it down the grate the programmer has shit all over their screen and wishes to force it up to the server.

John - "Err I forget to pull before I pushed up to AWS".
Paul - "You wafflestomped that mate".

by PaulusShortarse March 14, 2019