blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

Flap-wrap

The equivalent of teabagging for people with vaginas.

Not only did she gank me, to add insult to injury she flap-wrapped me, bro!

by Ganksy April 15, 2022

Bubble-wrap

A cute nickname what my girlfriend and I call one another pretty much constantly.

"I love you, bubble-wrap".

"I love you too, bubble-wrap".

by Joe_Schmuck June 20, 2022

call wraps on

To declare ('call') something finished ('wrapped up').

It's time to call wraps on this project.

by nefultea May 12, 2022

Boomer wrap

The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.

"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"

"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."

by dyln290 January 12, 2023

bun wrapped fun nuggets

When a man stuffs his testifies into the Anus of another person

Toby confided to Scott that his favorite activity is to play bun wrapped fun nuggets

by Bd167 February 21, 2023

real wrap

jada uses it.

Jada: Thats real wrap right there.

by ttvfanesii June 9, 2023