wooks

a person with 10 degree and above scoliosis and sweats brawl stars everyday with a near 0 brain cell count

You are such a wooks! Go out and touch some grass!

by hxoxuan April 17, 2024

whopsnopper

euphemism for penis used by my random ass father.
implies that the penis is big.

molly: "you really should wash your whopsnopper more often. that shit is 11 inches but it reeks of hot cheetos and cheese."
jerry:"shut the fuck up! your name is molly!"

by iluvgeeway April 21, 2024

Woolston

Woolston Is a farming Village located in Southampton Hampshire the residents of Woolston come from a long line of farming families & they speak with a West Country accent similar to what you’d hear in Dorset & Devon, the carrot chewing farmers of Woolston follow Southampton FC in a cult like fashion & regularly travel to away games via horse and cart, despite it being the year 2024 The People of Woolston & other southampton areas look like peasant villages from 300 years ago, Soton is many centuries out of date, when I visit it’s not like I'm expecting smartphones and PlayStations, but nearby Portsmouth looks like a totally modern big British city, but then you get to Woolston in Southampton and it looks like they missed the industrial revolution

Hey bill, Have you ever been to Woolston? It’s that farming village in Southampton I heard Matt Le Tissier once lived there

by Pompey Cockney 657 April 22, 2024

woodsman

that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people

person 1: aw man i feel so bad for the woodsman like bro
person 2: same

by foxy_6471 June 10, 2024

whoopsie-Daisy

An "accident" dat occurs when a passionate kiss between da cute-'n'-curvy Dukes of Hazzard chick and a certain young eager-and-adoring member of da "area's finest" progresses to something more serious, wif da result dat cousins Bo and Luke also become SECOND cousins, and Uncle Jesse is obliged to assume da additional title of "great uncle". :P

If "Enos' penis" was sticking out "strate" on any occasion when he and his habitually-admired country-girl love-interest were "gettin' it on hot 'n' heavy" in da lips-locking department, there very likely might have been a "whoopsie-Daisy" dat would soon result in said lovely lady's "sticking out down there" herself! :P

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Woodsypox

Also known as Aids 2.0, It's spread through gay interactions with black dudes and sometime North Koreans. Some side effects include the ability to talk forever. It can cause coworkers to use nicknames like "chadderbox" or "the dude who won't stfu". It has also been known to cause black rings around the eyes. Think a dude who just fucked a raccoon and you'll get the picture.

Breh 1. Bro think I have woodsypox.
Breh 2. Well you just fucked a North Korean dude rawdog.
Breh 1. That's true, I do like those asses nice and tight.

by BrumDumb419 April 5, 2025

WoodsyPox

A variant of monkeypox but for the ultra-gay, It's typically contracted from giving out blowjobs to North Koreans or Black dudes. Some side effects are vertigo, and developing black rings around your eyes so you look like a raccoon. You don't get it from just sucking one cock either, It's contracted over years of cock guzzling. If you see a dude driving a scat pack you best believe he takes hot dicks to the throat, Yell out duck sausage and his mouth begins to water, Who needs mouthwash for a sore throat when you can take a 12-inch cock to clear up your irritated airways.

Breh 1: Man i got woodsypox after 10 years of blowing those North Koreans.

Breh 2: Wait you were giving blowjobs to North Koreans?
Breh 1: Umm yeah they really know how to face fuck me breh.

by BrumDumb419 April 9, 2025