Time Wizard

A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.

Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.

by Felicia Kayuukanashi June 21, 2018

Wizard Stick

An erection

Tyler stood in front of Alex in his sweat pants, embarrassed of his pulsing wizard stick

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Wizard Sleeve

Dan Powers
(A name used to redirect an insult)

Dan: Alright bitch?
You: Alright Wizard Sleeve

by Blacksheep95 September 24, 2022

Chin Wizard

Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.

Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!

by postwil2000 July 13, 2012

Space Wizard

Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.

Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.

by chiefpickles September 25, 2025

Stank Wizard

Noun- a hobo with a Gandalf-like beard, and a powerful curse-like odor.

I can still smell that Stank Wizard we met earlier.

by DildoFaggins July 2, 2016

Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩

My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.

by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019