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wizardmaxxing

Originally a form of counter-culture to looksmaxxing, wizardmaxxing is the act of using all of you available resources to become more like a wizard in your daily life. This includes dedicating yourself to your studies, dressing in a fantastical way, and being kind to those around you.

As a contestation of looksmaxxing, wizardmaxxing is about rejecting the material and embracing a more spiritual and outwardly-focused existence. Wizardmaxxing focuses on long term goals and a slower paced and mindful lifestyle.

In more humorous settings, wizardmaxxers have many wizard-coded slang terms to help romanticize the more mundane parts of life. For example: they may refer to studying or work as “reading ancient tomes” or “memorizing incantations.”

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Wizardmaxxing is an invention of the author of this UrbanDic entry and was inspired by wizard.wave on Instagram.
A: “want to go shopping this weekend?”
B: “thanks for asking but I have a test on Monday. Gotta memorize the ancient tomes. But I am free on Tuesday!”
A: “you’re always wizardmaxxing. Good luck on your test! See you Tuesday!”

A: “why do you light candles and listen to chants while cooking dinner?”
B: “I’m wizardmaxxing to help me turn something boring into making a potion that will give me strength to carry out my wizardly duties.”
wizardmaxxing by Linds_la_croix February 22, 2024
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wizardmaxxing

Originally a form of counter-culture to looksmaxxing, wizardmaxxing is the act of using all of you available resources to become more like a wizard in your daily life. This includes dedicating yourself to your studies, dressing in a fantastical way, and being kind to those around you.

As a contestation of looksmaxxing, wizardmaxxing is about rejecting the material and embracing a more spiritual and outwardly-focused existence. Wizardmaxxing focuses on long term goals and a slower paced and mindful lifestyle.

In more humorous settings, wizardmaxxers have many wizard-coded slang terms to help romanticize the more mundane parts of life. For example: they may refer to studying or work as “reading ancient tomes” or “memorizing incantations.”

* * *

Wizardmaxxing is an invention of the author of this UrbanDic entry and was inspired by wizard.wave on Instagram.
A: “want to go shopping this weekend?”
B: “thanks for asking but I have a test on Monday. Gotta memorize the ancient tomes. But I am free on Tuesday!”
A: “you’re always wizardmaxxing. Good luck on your test! See you Tuesday!”

A: “why do you light candles and listen to chants while cooking dinner?”
B: “I’m wizardmaxxing to help me turn something boring into making a potion that will give me strength to carry out my wizardly duties.”
wizardmaxxing by Linds_la_croix February 22, 2024
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