Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).
-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you
by theartser June 19, 2020
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Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.
"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "
by Wizard Of Finance December 10, 2020
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Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.
"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "
by Wizard Of Finance December 10, 2020
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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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True Wizard

Someone who gathers enough studs in a given level of LEGO Harry Potter 1 & 2.
Did we become true wizards?
U stupid! We had 3840 multipliers ...
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wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.
a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".
by campbell rees October 15, 2008
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wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.
”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”
by whatsuplosers69 August 25, 2020
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