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wicker park

An extreme state of confusion...where you feel like you've been drugged, and it'd make more sense to be talking to a hissing cockroach on the moon than to be in the situation you're currently in.
What the hell is going no, i feel like I'm Wicker Parked!
by Nicky-Ole July 5, 2005
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Oj wanker

Masturbating while using oranje juice as lubrification
Man, that kid smelled like oranges... He must be an oj wanker
by Boss252725 February 7, 2014
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Wanker

(quote "anonymous"}
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")

Wanking = self gratification, self importance

In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.

Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
Your computer friend "Magnum One" is very self confidant, isn't he ? Yeah, he's a wanker for sure.
by ztv December 28, 2005
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An Inconvenient Wanker

Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"

Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"

Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."
by Osama Bin Crackhead October 4, 2009
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cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something
There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are
by Shawn B. September 3, 2003
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wastegate wanker

Someone with a piss-fart 4 cylinder turbo charged car that drives around the roads at night time revving the tits off them, hoping somebody will notice them. Often involves driving 'round and 'round the same block or circuit numerous times hoping for someone to think they are cool.

This is usually due to lack of penis size and engine cubic inches.
There goes another wastegate wanker.
by GravelRash November 17, 2003
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