window 

A long sheet of glass held in place by four corners of a dense material. Usually used to see through buildings, although it can be used to satisfy a depressed person for example: jumping through one.

Brody looked through the window and saw his friend, Pierce.

window by Kidwithnohair December 16, 2019

Window of Neglect

(idiom) -the digital preview or buffer of any form of realtime direct communication to an individual that gives them advanced knowledge of digital message without tripping any evidence (i.e. read receipts)that would prove the message was read by the receiving party, with this advanced info one can choose to either acknowledge and answer the text or blatantly ignore and deny that you were even aware of it existence thus free of blame.

-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.

"The window of neglect will surely lead you to the hall of empty promises."

Window of Neglect by DEADMEAT September 1, 2020

Trout window 

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.

'...and there's nothing better than watching a woman playing with her trout window afterwards.'

'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'

Trout window by fattulip April 24, 2008

dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.

- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."

dead window painting by austinhaws October 18, 2008

micro-window 

To minimize your computer browser window in order to avoid unwanted attention from your bosses.

Mikes you better not be micro-windowing!

micro-window by Whitey4656 November 28, 2009

micro-window 

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Mike was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to micro-windowing.

micro-window by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009

Lady in the Window 

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest

You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!

Lady in the Window by SmittyLou August 27, 2008