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whale game

Where a person is asked to replicate animal noises whereby the the last question asked is "what noise does a whale make?"This is followed by spitting your drink all over the person to replicate the noise of a whale's blowhole. Best performed by a group on a person.
Whale Game:

Group: "what noise does a dog makes?"
Participant: "woof woof"
Group: what noise does a cat make?
Participant: "meow meow"
Group: what noise does a horse make?
Participant; "neigh neigh" etc, etc
Group: "What noise does a whale make?"
Participant: "??"
Group: spits drinks all over person
by kaperino June 27, 2011
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whale brain

Whale Brain is the term used to describe someone whose brain is severely defected. It ceases to function normally without the required assistance of a helper such as a peer and family support or a health professional.

In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.

The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.

There is currently no known cures for the disorder.

SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.
When one walks unsteadily with odd arm movements.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.

This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.
by Stranger Danger 69 May 8, 2014
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whale harp

The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them
After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.
by Snarkyhex December 31, 2014
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whale shark triggered

Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish
by Whale shark triggered September 30, 2017
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Whalely

Dat ass is whalely !!!
by yertoxic July 22, 2019
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Whale Hunter

A Whale Hunter is a sales person that go primarily after whales.
(Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Whale-of-a-time

When your just having so much fun.
I’m just having a whale-of-a-time good sir.
by WhaleGirl April 19, 2021
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