Uku Tuber

refering to the trends on the popular website: youtube. a whole collection of people have taken up the ukulele and started playing it in their videos

vlogger A: "Julia Nunes! shes my favorite uku tuber."
vlogger B: "yeah, have you heard her rendition of First Day Of My Life? what a classic."

by baritone uker. January 19, 2009

tubestalking

The act of stalking pretty boys (or girls) on the tube (that's London Underground to you)

It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.

by Owen Blacker August 27, 2005

Team Tubera

Team Tubera consists of the three Tubera brothers from Ceres and Modesto. Generally considerably handsome, in-shape, crazy kids in their late teens to early twenties. They reputation with the girls may be very horrible due to the fact they are straight playa but they still manage to pull the finest bitch at a kickback. They are constantly on the move and surrounded by bops (girls that just "wanna kickit"). You'll know if your at the same party as them cuz they'll be the loudest ones there and most like disappear with your lady and beat you up for trying to confront them. Their famous quote... "Down or Out" (meaning if a girl is "down" and if not she better kick rocks).

Girl, "Damn, Team Tubera hit up that kickback last nite"

Boy, "Was it crackin?"

Girl, "No fucking duh, Team Tubera was there, that shit was heaven!"

by iSTRIVE July 12, 2009

Pulling Tubes

To smoke from a tobacco water-filtration unit

Nothing I like better after a hard day of work than sitting around the house pulling tubes.

by Derek Wohlust May 19, 2003

Blue Tubes

The female version of blue balls. When a woman is interrupted during coitus and is not allowed to finish, she gets a burning sensation in her fallopian tubes that feels as if she's trying to queef a fireball.

Peach: Mario, why do you always stop in the middle of sex? Youre giving me blue tubes.
Mario: Peacha! I gotta getta da coins! Imma so sorry...
Peach: Well sorry doesn't cut it, I feel like a fireball is coming out of my vagina
Mario: Sounds likea you gotta da fireflower!
Peach: You are an idiot Mario. Im going to go find Luigi.....

by gbabyawesome July 6, 2011

series of tubes

The Interweb.

See also: not a big truck.

The Internet isn't something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck! It's a series of tubes!

by Lady Aura August 24, 2006

TubeSteak

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004