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Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways
by Tom sagaloo November 5, 2018
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matt goodman

Matt goodman is a typical white boy name. Probably plays volleyball with brown curly hair. Can be a bit of a jokester as well.
Yo did you see matt goodman play front row?
by Amandaaaaaaman June 22, 2017
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Matt Cutler

When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.
Dude: Lets Matt Cutler
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.

Dude 2: I can't walk!!
by Brothermin June 14, 2017
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Matt Hart

the complete earl of jizz who once dated @jahred and his mum @cleatus
DS: wow is that hugo o

MT: no i think its the silver swan
QW:nah thats just matt hart
by DEICER December 12, 2022
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Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023
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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022
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Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013
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