Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 08, 2024

Cook Lockdown

When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown

Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

by Jacob Wood 77 December 04, 2021

cooking dinner

a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.

Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.

by atraiudesica December 19, 2016

Brayden cook

A dickhead that does handbrakes in Bunnings carparks

He brayden cooked it

by Jackson Berry November 17, 2019

Brayden Cook

A dickhead ripping hand breaks in Bunnings car parks

He brayden cooked it

by John Skylas November 17, 2019

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 08, 2025

Keldon Cook

it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.

Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.

Person 2: Keldon Cook?

Person 1: (Head explodes.)

by HoundThatFeeds December 24, 2013