Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023

Cook

Good, hot, amazing.

Mihaela: Why is Childish Gambino considered so cook?
Aaron: He has raaange, he IS cook.

by sortbyfirstname January 24, 2021

A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.

-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.

by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021

Cooked

You’re completely done for, there’s no coming back from it

1. Bro im so cooked
2. “Am I cooked??”

3. Dude she’s about to leave me I’m cooked

by wicktheslayer May 9, 2024

Polish Cooking

A secretive gang bang under the guise of a dinner party

He tried some Polish cooking last week, he told his friends he was going for a dinner party.

by Polish_Chef October 12, 2011

Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024