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Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher
by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024
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Tiktok well

A Tiktok well is a deep hole in social media

that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
I'm stuck in a Tiktok well.

"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."

"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
by The punny rascal July 20, 2022
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TikTok

An app that wastes 10% of your time looking at some pixels on the screen changing color. And also leaks the place you signed in to.
Someone: Imma watch tiktok
Me: Why are you trying to waste time?
by Acuber November 16, 2021
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that song came from tiktok

A phrase used by stupid 7-year old tiktokkers who are annoying af
Me: listens to music
7-year old: tHaT sOng CaME frOm tIktOk
Me: shut up your dad left you
by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv January 8, 2023
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TikTok Rizz Party

A party for losers, made by losers
John: "yo this party is lame asl"
Jenny: "this is like the tiktok rizz party"
by TurdSnifferx April 8, 2024
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TikTok

The bane of all jokes/joke cemetery. It is filled with dumb kids who think their memeing and complete and utter stupidity
“Hey dave, can you follow my TikTok?” “I will never have that garbage, and you are no longer my friend.”
by Pop_Culture_Know-It-All September 18, 2019
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TikTok

If you have tik tok then you will know that some kid could wear scrunchies and act like a vsco girl and get multiple likes.. That ends now!! All you have to do in your tik toks is create a war.. Against vsco girls or with them 🤢
TikTok : i will start this of on my account haha!! @xoof_teaganx And you just have to duet to one of them videos!! soon enough vsco girls can stick their metal straws up there ass and SKSKSKSKScrunchie there stickers up 😂
by xT1K_T0Kx October 30, 2019
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