A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
by Alina2212 September 23, 2019
Get the Penguinmug. When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016
Get the Penguin Pilemug. The term “Bigger Penguin” is another way of expressing a male’s private to be more grown and advantages than most. Someone with one would be considered dangerous to this world for being harmful while raw to others .
by TheRealDeal971 January 17, 2023
Get the bigger penguinmug. Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information
by PenguinAccommodationTasmania October 30, 2018
Get the Penguin Accommodation Tasmaniamug. “Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum
by Big man wife having Giga chad April 24, 2022
Get the Doan N the penguinmug. by PENGUINZZZ July 8, 2022
Get the Penguinmug. I'M THE PENGUIN GODDESS
by akenn YES May 21, 2021
Get the penguin goddessmug.