One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

by KevJo October 13, 2009

Corsair One

A type of Corsair computer which is really small but happens to have really good specs for the size. It is typically 1/2-1/4 the size of a normal pc

"Wow! that Corsair is really good"

"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

formula one

my nightmare, but i can’t live without it

-i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it

by M00NTILIA September 19, 2022

one-bop

one-bop means that you are about to hit someone.

For Example, You better stop before I one-bop you and think nothing about it.

by Ameya B May 10, 2019

One-T

Short for One Timer-An Ice Hockey term for a shot immediately after a pass.

Coach: Johnny, you've got to improve your one-t or you'll go to 4th line

by Faygs06 August 21, 2017

Defani One

A music streaming platform built by geeky nerds, Finlay Campbell and Thomas Summerfield

Max: Hey John, Check out my tunes on Defani One
John: Whats that

Max: Its the future of music streaming loser

by alburyaustralia October 24, 2016

one linin'

When a programmer is able to accomplish something in one line of code.

"Hey, can you help out with this blackjack program I'm writing?"

"Sure dude, it's like one line of code"

"There's no way you can be one linin' this one"

by joedan123 June 6, 2009