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Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind
Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021
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Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat
Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.
by puffpufflp December 14, 2021
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Trench Edging

When you are taking a shit, and you let the turd about halfway out, but then suck it back in and repeat the process. Typically used as a method of self-punishment, similar to regular edging.
A: "Bro what took you so long to get back on the game? You were gone for like an hour."
B: "Sorry bro, I was busy trench edging myself, I've been hating myself a lot recently."
by imVigin December 23, 2021
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the edge of the world

The edge of the world is an imaginary place, on the also imaginary flat earth, that many conspiracy theorists say that exists, but for some reason no one has ever registered it in photographs os videos.
They say that is because the globalist government patrol the ocean area close to it preventing anyone to come close, even though they would need more than half of the world's population working to maintain this secret from the rest of it, thus making it a completely useless effort since they could simply let them know and still keep control of the world because they would have this vast majority on their payroll.
The edge of the world does not exist! Earth is a sphere you dumb mf!
by Sr. Picles April 7, 2022
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Edge Hill University

A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff

Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University
by Giggatron5645 April 16, 2022
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force edge

A severe state of drunkeness, as defined on PS.com
Oh no, he's collapsed. He's doing a Force Edge again.
by DG February 18, 2005
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Edging

Something that mainly guys (and sometimes girls) do as a min-max strategy to extend sexual arousal as long as possible but without to the point of getting blue-balled. It is possible to calculate the maximum length of edging before one gets blue-balled by performing a statistical hypothesis testing.
In order to reap the benefits of edging, I did a hypothesis test to calculate the acceptance and rejection regions of when I should cease sexual activity.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2021
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